Once, my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night, she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day, the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story is if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy.
When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”
And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”
Actually had a conversation with my brother today for the first time in 7 weeks. And I’m happy about that
also i just wanna hang with you and i kinda like you and anddddddddd you’re cool
i’m just really stressed and tired and flustered. pretty much just bitching at this point. just gotta get through these next 11 days in one piece.